Once there were three, smart, beautiful, chicks who were great at math. Their names were aunt Cathy, Mom, and Sophia. They were on a trip in Germany. When they arrived at the train station, they met three kind of nerdy guys who tried to flirt with them.

They wanted to get away from the guys, so they said it was time to go get their ticket. The nerdy guys followed them and bought their tickets as well.

When they got back to the loading station, the guys said to the chicks, "How come you girls only got one ticket, there are three of you? Aren't you all gonna ride?"

To that aunt Cathy responded, "Yes, we are all three going to ride on this train across Germany on ONE ticket. Just watch and see how it is done."

When they got on the train, the beautiful chicks all went into the restroom chamber together. When the conductor came around asking, "Tickets please....everyone tickets please", he just knocked on the restroom chamber door and mom handed out the one ticket. And thus the three, smart, beautiful, chicks who were great at math got to ride for 1/3 the price of the nerdy guys.

Well the nerdy guys thought that was a slick trick, so on the way home they only bought one ticket themselves. They happened to notice that the girls however did not buy any ticket at all!

Everyone got on the train. The nerdy guys all three climbed into the single restroom chamber. Shortly there came a knock on the door and the words, "Tickets please.....everyone tickets please." The nerdy guy stuck out his one ticket.

Sophia took the one ticket from the nerdy guy's hand and the three girls all got into the other restroom chamber.

The moral of the story:

Smart, beautiful, math chicks always ride cheaper!